What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:38
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
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I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.